A monkey telling you to save the planet by throwing eggs at a typewriter until it re-writers the bible with every other word being hamster?

Good morning, have a nice dream? Something crazy no doubt. A monkey telling you to save the planet by throwing eggs at a typewriter until it re-writers the bible with every other word being hamster? No well your just not using your brain to its full ability so stop sitting their reading this and start dreaming higher!

Now Let's talk about your dreams, no not them dreams. Tell me about your aspirations. You want to be thin, an actor, happily married and have beautiful kids while living in the perfect neighborhood. Well that sounds 100% normal who doesn't want that. Well it's not. We live in a world where, due to the media, we have made our dreams impossible to reach. If you think you will one day "be happy" then maybe think again until you have learned you never stop dreaming.

First of all girls magazines, like Grazia and OK and all those shitty magazines that either talk about fashion or about how celebs are awesome and are living the greatest lives ever. Look at their homes and their partners, look at them, you want that don't you and look they all look super thin and looking age 20 at 40 with no surgery and their happier than you with you normal job and boyfriend who is just an average man without a six pack. See they show pictures of woman that have be digital altered to look "perfect" and this has become the acceptable look of what is beautiful when really it is almost IMPOSSIBLE for any woman to naturally look like that without surgery or computers to enhance every picture. Before when magazine and T.v showed woman it was at least possible look like them, even if this doesn't matter being famous is not important, but now the bar is so high the only way to reach it is to stand on 100 elephants, get a step ladder and stretch until your arms pop out of joint.

Next is fame, it seems fame is more important than anything these days. Do you remember doctors? No not Dr. House, REAL doctors who save lives and have to make life changing decisions everyday. No okay better go back to watching ER or Holby City. It is a sad world where we admire and look up to people like Jordon or Kerry Katona who do nothing with their lives other than be twats and strive their whole lives for media attention when their are great people out their like doctors and policemen and writers and even people you know who live near you who are much better role models than these bints we see on TV. Even footballers are twats yet we are meant to care when one of them shags someone else and has a kid when all that really matters is that they kick a ball in a net at the right time. The point is being famous isn't important it doesn't make life better, even famous people aren't happy but Mr.Media keeps punching you in the face with how they are. Their lives are just like yours partying, friends and a job it's just people take photos of theirs and they get paid a hell of a lot more money.

Finally dreams, we all have them. Things in life we wish to achieve. But we all think that being a TV star, Movie god or rock star is what we want to be. Probably why their are 3 million wannabes in L.A trying to "make it" as it's their dream. The show that has helped to fill people brains with the idea of dreams is The X-Factor (ITV) where every single one of the hapless loser whose dream is to be a famous singer, even the 12 years old's whose dreams all their lives was to do this. Your 12 your dream should be to run up a hill and eat lots of chocolate not these deluded ideas of fame and singing where you are just a giant media campaign to make people money with generic music and the model look (Susan Boyle excluded who is on the other scale where they use their own sense of smuttiness and looking down at people too sell a woman who just likes to sing). Any job can be your dream job if it makes you happy, but you never will be because you will get bored in the end of doing the same thing and will want more. Even once you achieve your dreams you add more and keep wanting more and more until the day you die and then you die with a dream which might be to see your son again or play one last game of golf.

So just live your life whatever way you want and don't buy these crappy gossip magazines and maybe they will stop printing this dribble. You be happy as remember the only person in life you ever have to please is yourself. Hmm this is getting a bit to deep, Boobs!

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