THE SUN CAN FUCK OFF! This may seem like a bit of a bad move to start an article this way about one of the biggest papers in the country. But after watching it's sister paper collapse like a retired prev locked in a cardboard I feel that anything as sadistic as The Sun can be shoved up against a wall and await the firing squad.
What now you may ask? Well the phone hackers brother who wouldn't print the name of a footballer who fiddled with a Big Brother star has printed a front page story about Nurse Rebecca Leighton. At the time of writing this Miss Leighton has been detained under suspicions of murder of five of her patients. Now remember the key words here 'detained under suspicion'. This doesn't mean that she killed them all in cold blood but she is being questioned. Unless of course you are The Sun where they have already slapped her with the Harold Shipman brush and thrown her into the public stools.
Using any photo from her Facebook page of her partying or drinking The Sun then amuses she is wild and any Facebook Status where she states she hate 14 hour night shifts which must mean she kills old people for fun.
The News of the World were also big followers of this but now Rebekah Brooks is being questioned in jail about the phone hacking scandals its funny how you don't see The Sun printing a similar story about her and how she is an evil murdering bastard. They didn't even do any pie related jokes on Murdock after he was battered in the face with a large cream one. But don't worry because he knew nothing about where any of the phone hacking stories. He never once wondered how they got their information he published in his papers. Probably thought it was the gods handing it down in a bid to bring him closer to the light.
They also were being questioned over claims that they hacked former Prime Minster Gordon Brown family medical records about his son. But the next day the front page headline was "BROWN WRONG" claiming he is lying and he gave them the information which of course is true because we'd all want a national paper to print in depth detail about are family members terminal illness's.
This is infact a common Sun practice to throw away the law of innocent until proven guilty. The way they see it is your born a killer much like Raoul Moat, who shot and killed people in Newcastle, where they published pictures of him as a baby with clenched fists with the tag line "Nine months old Raoul Moat's, his fists are already curled with rage"
They should just start showing pictures of Hitlers embryos and show how even before conception he was already drifting to the right. I'm not saying these people haven't done wrong and shouldn't be made fun of but to state that the occasional binge drinking of someone who hasn't even been proven guilty doesn't make them a murderer otherwise I'd better start learning how to hide bodies. Then in the center of the paper have up-skirt shots of drunk celebrities while pointing and laughing at how much fun it is too see drunk famous woman.
Oh sorry where was I? Oh Yeah. Fuck Off The Sun...
