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Here are three things that i do but do not care if others do. First i am a vegetarian and do not care if you eat meat. Second I like watching sports and it's no problem to me if you do or not and third i play video games and could not give a caber toss what people think about that one. Especially as i like to shoot people and watch them bleed and then throw birds and pigs while on the loo. It's either that or try it for real, but then that's the point of fantasy. So when i started hearing about Eastenders (BBC) fans going on about how they will never watch it again, I though nothing less than maybe they've gained life in that brain of theirs. But it turns out that's not the case as the reason no one is watching (if you didn't already know) is because a baby died and then was swapped with another baby and people can't take this as they say this would never happen and portrays mothers badly. Now hold on a second, your saying a soap is showing a series of events that would never happen and there I was thinking that Phil getting addicted to crack was real or that the live episode actually happened which means Bradley is dead and if you enjoyed his slow moving body  dying on the pavement you are a sick freak with a lust for murder. But once again people were quick to complain as if they had their phones on speed dial, ready to tell the BBC off for trying anything that they, the license payer, were unhappy with. Now the problem here is that when watching a soap you have to take the shit with the shit and guess what it's all shit but you watch this show of deep voices and half arsed intercourse as you like to see people whose lives are worse than yours. At least it's not the porn without the sex that is Hollyoaks (C4). Most adults can't even be happy seeing half decent looking 20 somethings acting bad and complaining because they have school tomorrow. But come on even if a 50 year old woman sleeps with her sons best mate whose 20 or Ian does anything other than be a wimpy geeky man whose not to think it's real. Does no one remember when his wife took up comedy? No, of course not you lapped that shit up like a dog on balls but why the fuss now, because a baby was involved as always. But if it was five adults heads being blown apart in a graphic gun battle you'd sit their eyes so wide open you'd think the moon was taking over in some sort of revenge of the moon film, wondering if the character will be back next week after you see their head blow up all over the cameras, which aren't their as remember it's all real. Now if you don't like a story in a soap maybe just see it through if you like the show or wait till it's gone, don't phone up a junkie needing their next fix of joy. Paying your TV license doesn't mean you own the TV shows on it. There are 70'000 people in this Country and we all like different things if you hate something guess what, TURN OVER! This reminds me of a case back in 2003 where the BBC planned to show Jerry Springer The Opera and many Christians burned their licenses saying "we don't pay for this anti god show" no you pay for all the other god loving shows which are boring as hell (which in itself makes no sense as if hell was real it would be busy with a lot of new entries). Thankfully the BBC did the right thing and showed it which i feel was the best move unlike now where they are too scared to do anything in case they get sued, or raped or both. All I'm saying here is on the same vein i can phone up at 6 on a Sunday morning and ask that Songs of praise be taken off the air as it's a waste of my money, but i don't, i just do something else, like sleeping.
Also in the News is the tragic events that in an airport in Moscow Russia a suicide bomber killed 35 people and injured 180 others. So whose to blame for these events? Could the man have a mental history or a trouble passed? Were airport security involved? Well don't worry because Fox News knows why, Video Games and in particular Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 as in this game an already controversial level involves you being a Russian and killing people in an airport. It is unknown if the man played the game at all but does that matter FOX News, cause not. So their you go, cased closed, thanks fox news i guess you also helped with the case of the Italian who takes mushrooms and beats up monkeys and a Blue Hedgehog that is breaking land speed records. Now I don't know if video games cause violence but i feel that if they do the same can 100% be said about film, TV and the news. But they are still up and running? I mean this would mean watching FOX news makes you dumb, hmm maybe need to re-think this. Anyway if a person was inflienced by say a video game or Film it would take a person with a certain kind of mind otherwise everyone would be out their blowing shit up saying DO IT, COME ON DO IT! Also violence has been going on long before video games, infact before media, so it's not a new thing so maybe just maybe it's part of who we are and we need to learn how to control it instead of doing what we always seem to do in any stitition and pass the blame.
Last thing I want say is, no one tweeted me, not one sad and lonely person so i have no list of hated people, so i guess you all hate me and i am the top dog of haters. But as i have no one i shall just pick out a few adverts i hate quickly and maybe someone will give me one person to hate. First i hate the Confused.com advert where they rape and piss over Freddie's body by singing somebody to love, no one loves your company but the top man who gets all the cash. Also does no one find it freaky the woman pulls a mic stand out of her lady area? Where are all those speed dial complainers when you need them. Second is the Shane Warn hairlose advert. While he sits in a chair talking in a This is your life kind of moment i seem to notice that maybe his hair isn't the only thing he's lost. Your going bald get over it don't rub a brush over your head to get that wig like effect. Whats weird is when he tells us that other Cricketers also use this product. Is their a bald curse going around the game, if i were you men (and woman) i'd never play cricket just in case. In fact don't even watch it as it may sneak through the TV into you skull. Lastly is the Waitrose advert which, as all supermarket adverts seems to do at the moment, like to tell me how much cheaper they are than Tesco. "Look this panda is 10p cheaper than at Tesco". Now this is all find and dandy pissing on your compertion in broad daylight in a very American Kind of fashion but it's the small print that got me. It tells us that these prices will be "amended in 2-5 working days" so they will be changed back to the orignal higher prices? What a bunch of cheap ass mother flippers (this word will be amended in 2-5 working days, if you don't have a job that's monday to friday).

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