like putting a bowl of ice cream in a microwave....

There are many things in this world that puzzle me. Like The Sun's daily horoscopes, which belittle the idea of chance by dishing out false ideas that 1 in 12 of us will have each day. Such as, where you will meet the perfect someone if you’re single. Yet the next day it offers more advice on where to meet someone; showing you how much they believe their prediction in the first place.
What else gets me is the way the country goes mental over snow like we've just been given the cure for aids. People can't believe how it is snowing in winter, when it's cold. Facebook was overwhelmed with statuses of "It's snowing", "I love snow" and "Snow problem" (being part of my status I must say). Then pictures of people in the snow going look, look at me. I know it's snowing I have windows! Now I'm not against the snow I think it looks lovely covering the planet and the roads and making it look pure and pretty. What I hate is how everything suddenly goes haywire. The rules no longer apply. People walk in roads and give you the evils for driving in them like you’re meant to. Kids throw snowballs at you, your car or anything they want as if 'hey, it's just snow' but it's the same as running up to someone in the rain and throwing a bucket of water at them; "cheer up fucker, it’s raining".
It also seems that there is so little news in the world that all the papers, radio, T.V and social networking sites can seem to carry on about is ‘will Harry Redknapp manage the England football team’? Even the Prime Minster is trying to join in with common folk by talking about who will be the next manager. I feel the object that is missing is not who manages them but that we will still have the same bunch of useless fuck wits not caring, running around in boredom cause they don't get paid. I am a football fan but watching England play is like putting a bowl of ice cream in a microwave and setting it to max, slowly melting away like a dog turd on a beach.
Some sad news while writing this is that the singer and performer Whitney Houston has passed away, the cause is mainly being linked to her use of drugs in the last ten years. Now this is when people go on and on about her and say drugs are bad blah blah blah but it was her choice and if it killed her so what? We all are going to die one day. The public and media go mad of over her doing drugs yet on the next page have pictures of people drinking heavily or smoking. Then a beer advert on the next page. It really does make you wonder what people know about drugs.
It's not the fact she did drugs, nor that they were illegal it was that people forget it's her choice and she didn't harm anyone but herself, which is her right as a human being, no matter what you say. It also reminds me of a story in The Sun "Newspaper" about Adele and how she is overweight. So what? Her music's still good, right? I don't turn it off every time going "Oh this is so good but I fear she may eat me". The media picks up on all the wrong details. She's a singer, she can sing that's all that matters to us, as her listeners; everything else is trivia and of no concern to us as it doesn't effect us. So grow up people.
Sorry I've gone all serious maybe I should put in some dick or fanny jokes. Whichever comes first I guess.

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Welcome to the New Year of 2012 where all our dreams will come true and the worlds going to end at some point because some people thousands of years ago said it would much like many others. But this time people it's the real one. Okay people, so better do all your living this year, do it, do it now!
I thought I'd start this year by not being angry at what I see on T.V or in the papers but, what more with what I'm doing with my life and then get angry at that, AHHHHHHHHH feel my anger people. I'm really angry and I have points, so listen!
First of all, right now I'm editing a music video for a brilliant and upcoming artist for my PHADcast podcast, which we are now moving into filming music videos for unsigned bands. So first some self promotion. I do a podcast called PHADcast (on iTunes, YouTube, Facebook and our website www.phadcast.com) and we are now filming music videos for unsigned bands that we also play on our podcast show. The videos will be on our YouTube channel so check it out soon people!!
Now to the angry part. Editing is a lonely and tiresome progress. What you do is sit on your own trying not to look at YouTube or Facebook to cheer yourself up from watching the same scene over and over again only to finish and make a well rounded product that no one thanks you for because your are like Gollum from Lord of The Rings pining over your precious and if you dare see the day of light or you'll die! So next time you see the precious remember that someone sat and watched over that clip so many times to get it perfect they prob puked out their own eyes just so they can make the best looking product they can with the imagery they have.
Anyway in other fun news about myself I've tried to bring letters back. I say bring back as if they died but no, what I really meant was to do it more. But what have I learned about writing letters? Well first I can't spell, so my letters look more like a forged sickness letter from a 4 year old. Then they is trying to write. Like most 21st century humans I haven't written for more than 5 minutes since I was in secondary school so my hands seize up the minute the pen starts to embrace the paper like a new born cat learning to walk but falling over after just a few steps. Lastly finding the time to actually sit and write something new to people whom I speak too at least once a week either through text, Facebook or in person is nearly impossible, other than writing dirty secrets that I'm too ashamed to even tell my own mother.
What else about me as it is all about me, me, me and you. No not you, ME! Well I am a guitar player and am studying so many things my mind has left me and gone to lunch without me. Theory, Grade 7, solos, chords and other things related to music like looking good and being famous (although I'm still working on this). All I can say is it's hard work and lets get to it. So not much anger or pointing at people but a start to the year and a start about me. Now run along children and get yourself some fun. Not that fun, that's illegal.....

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