Aids isn't funny, look how crap Queen are without Freddy Mercury

Okay readers, are you sitting down? Do you have you tut perfected yet? Well maybe it's time you do and why don't i help you with that by giving you this, wonder of crapness that is my "blog" which this week actually will contain some actual blog. Yes i know blogs are boring and about other peoples lives that are just then i did this and that and now i'm a tramp, which isn't really much fun (well the tramp bit sounds cool) but i can't think of more things to rant of apart from the stuff i already ranted about. So it seems that this weeks rant will be more of a blog than i thought. So i guess i need to just speak as it happened. On Friday me and my friend stayed up all night playing Dead Space 2 which is awesome and if you haven't played it you should. But it was while playing this i thought of something that has tormented many peoples brains for many years now why is Jordon famous? There has been a lot of converstiy about video games. Some say voilent ones cause people to act that way and Dead Space 2 has a lot of this. It infact started its own campgin where it got mothers to play it and say what they thought and of course they hated it and thus it because even more worth buying. But it is not this issue i want to dive into it is the idea of entertainment. Many critics see videos games as nothing more than a waste of time and just a point and shoot with endless explodions and that games are not entertaining at all but then people said 2012 is entertaining. But then 2012 is entertainment in the same way that watching a Monkey fiddle with a baby is. Sure at first you feel wrong for watching it but then you know after a while that you may never see something this bad ever again. Well you hope....
Anyway it is with games like Dead Space 2 that you see that games are no longer just simple pips and pops they are in depth stories with as much power and emotion as any film or TV show. The work that went into this game is amazing they had a whole team just for the lights in order to get them right and make it as scary as possible. Which it is, in fact I hadn't been that scared until i heard Peter Andre was making a New album. Man that was a bad day. The point of all this nonsense is that i love video games and i feel they are as much a form of entertainment as all the other things. Yes some are bad and contain no real plot other than if it moves shot it but some contain real depth and you get really drawn in. Video games have grown up so hopefully so will the critics.
Now a quick word about TV. I've been using the iplayer to watch bits as I'm always out shouting at babies and murdering fruit in order to fill my satisfaction of evil needs. But something i would like add is that Frankie Boyle is a great comdain but remember using the word AIDS in ever sketch for no real reason isn't funny it;s just stupid and has no real reason to be part of most of the sketchs. I mean Aids isn't funny, look how crap Queen are without Freddy Mercury. I Also recommend checking out Episodes. I've only seen the first 2 shows but its really worth seeing just at the value of seeing joey, i mean Matt Leblanc acting with some kind of intelligences for a change. I'm also surprised it's playing in the USA at the same time as it's a very British show and I'm not sure they will get it.
Lastly here is some pure anger. Why the fuck do Lollipop ladies (or men) exist anymore? Can kids not cross the road at a crossing? Now i know what your thinking, of course not, kids can't cross the road by themselves their too young. Well of course that's why their parents take them to school and cross with them so why the bright yellow pedo with a sign telling kids to stop. I'm sure The Sun has done many pages on this type of thing. It's not that i want kids being hit all over the roads before school, well maybe i do, but anyway the point is is that if their parents are with them then why do we need some did standing in the road to let them cross. Why don't we all get a lollipop person when we go to work, in fact when i go to bed in case I'm run down by a shirt or lamp. If they can't learn how to cross the road and that the road is for cars and the pavement is for people then maybe they need more school or maybe just dangle them in the road and pull them out at the last moment before a car hits them so they can see what a bonnet looks like.

Here is  a quick list of what TV has showed me over the last week of what real life is like:
Waterloo Road has taught me all kids are bastards and teachers can't handle these bastards so they too are bastards cause they can't do anything. Bastards!
Episodes has taught me writing comedy for Americans is harder than getting a boner while watching a gay fat person orgy.
Motorway Cops showed the valuable lesson that driving cool but don't drive wrong or your gonna get caught no matter what. Put down that I'm driving. I'm a cop stop driving, now drive, stop again!
And Snog Marry Avoid showed me that even dumb orange coloured whores have to wear at least some string to stop their lunch falling out. This show is definitely something to avoid. It's like the Jeremy Kyle show with taller whores who can use twice as many words as a child.