Finally a bit of logic

Being Random, it's easy to do right? Well not so according to those pesky scientists as they say that all thought that is stored in your brain through your life such as images, words and moments are all prepackage into your brain like a straight to DVD Danny Dyer film and maybe accessed at any moment of random stupidity. The only real thing that can be random is a computer as it doesn't have any connection to any words, numbers or places and would not subconsciously favor them over other things. So you may think your a random genius but really it's easy, banana, Oxford, Duck Soup, a nut, 4 thieving midgets from mars and Tom Jones. See done and dusted. But you may wonder why I am trying to sound like a PhD in dick all, well after watching Wonders Of The Universe (BBC1) i can't help but think that i need to upgrade my brain with really knowledge rather than pub facts and how many times they say the f word in South Park the movie (217 for those in the know). The show is hosted by ex pop star (of D:ream, oh yes that group) Professor Brian Cox who seems to be the pin up of physicists. He doesn't resemble the normal look and following that comes with say Stephen Hawking but does manage to engage and explain knowledge that too you and me is just letters on a page of dots.
It was while watching this show that something really struck me in the forehead. As he explains about ancient civilizations and how they measured the sun, about the infinite size of the universe, the birth and death of stars and the fact that the overall reason for the universe is to create life i began to ponder the thought of creation. So after I got this into my average brain I thought you know what this really backs up my idea that all religion is wrong. Now i know that right now, if you are of a faith you will be thinking I'm an idiot or i can't prove anything and blah blah blah but wait listen to these three things that disprove, in my eyes, all religion. First of all i just want to state that i don't feel that this disproves the idea of god but only any form of religion as i feel God means creator and thus something is the creator maybe even the universe itself if God but i shouldn't pray to it as it doesn't have a conscious. Oh yes the anger is now a heavy hitting fact based clever clogs.

First of all, all religions and religious texts claim the earth was created by a supreme being so many years ago but as we know the earth is many thousands of years old which all the major religions disagree with. Getting dates wrong is fine but with this new found knowledge they should then change how they think, i.e the Earth isn't 2000 old to maybe God made the Earth millions of years ago and the universe and sand and jam etc. As we know through the findings of ancient civilizations and dinosaur remains that before any of these religions took place their was life on the earth and if you don't think dinosaurs ever were here then don't bother me anymore with anything, As they did and are cool. So cool that if i could I'd have a pet and ride it to work everyday. But until that happens I'll just use my car.
Secondly, it was recently in the news that a Muslim preacher was sent death treats for stating that woman should be allowed to show their hair and that he believes the Darwin theory of evolution. To which it seems people thought he meant that Adam and Eve's parent's were monkeys. He said it was part of God's plan. Finally a bit of logic in Religion but no he is shunned. How can we as a species move on when we are living with outdated theories and specializations with no evidence and where woman are still treated like animals. If you are religious then that is fine but when facts are made that show that somethings in your religion doesn't make sense maybe try to understand them and move forward. Don't threaten them and state they never speak again. Now I do not believe in any of it but I try not to judge people who believe in these things and hope i can still get on with them and live happy lives as long as it doesn't effect me directly. I don't threaten to murder people who love God I just let them be. Maybe it's time you let woman have rights as they have as much right to be alive and free as you do.
Finally, i have read many religious texts and have tried to understand it but i just don't it is all bollocks. Noah, burning bushes, killing your own son to please yourself. If God is real then he/she/it clearly doesn't care what we do and if you pray to him he wouldn't answer your pray as this would go against his divine plan and remember he gave us free will so in that sense he controls nothing. So when people believe God will provide he doesn't you provide he watch's you that's it, like a kid with an ant farm he just watches us. Also he watches people suffer, die slowly and painfully all in his name and for his pleasure so even if he is real I don't want to worship him i would rather just be nice, try and hard and hope that i achieve everything i can with my life.

I promise next week will be a pointless dribble of anger but this week is this stupid more upper-class snobbishness of smut.
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